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paradisietree....i totally mispelled paradise when i saved that banner... [09 Sep 2004|09:27pm]
fellow citizens i have decided to make my journal friends only. yes yes. so comment if u be of pure heart...or just a regular person i'm not too picky. ok so the banner may be a little wide but never mind that. on-ward!!
1 ChocobosxxTidus holds his chocobos

la la la laaaaaaa [03 Sep 2004|06:32pm]
"Baby Got Back"

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
10 ChocobossxxTidus holds his chocobos

*sigh* my layout sucks. EDIT-Thanks to meow it rawks beaver dam socks [03 Sep 2004|05:24pm]
all right well hi. so anyway i started school and it's ok. it's actually quite wierd i dunno...it just is. i had THE wierdest dream k here it is: ok theres this "cruise ship/ prison" and there's this gay couple and the get like shot or whatever and me and two other people are investigating the casr. so we're in this cruise/prison thingy and theres this lady who's in handcuffs and she bribes us to let her go and we do and we get all her money and credit cards. so i guess we forget about the gay men. something else happened in the dream of which i was knuckle's (the red dude from sonic. i'm asuming he is also a hedgehog) girlfriend. i think i was pretty for a cartoon hedgehog. so enough about dreams for today. there will pleny more to come believe me (you should hear about the pigeon dream). today i had a dentist apointment to get my bottom braces put on so i got to leave school early but the thing was that my grams (it's what i call my grandma) and her boyfriend henry went to the bank and that took longer than expected due to a dumb teller and i was 30 mins late so we had to rescedule. so basically i got to leave school early to...go to IHOP. lunch was really funny today cuz we were making fun of this guys name which happens to be Godestablishedyou (god-established-you. i'm totally serious. it's in the yearook.) yea he had a great grade school experience. that was pretty funny. you know what song i have stuck in my head? baby got back. ima post the lyrics.
1 ChocobosxxTidus holds his chocobos

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